Showing posts with label britpop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label britpop. Show all posts

Sunday, August 31, 2008

soon you'll all be singing along

(with the deepest of apologies to 1967's Fantastic Four Annual #5)

Pulp - The Fear (This Is Hardcore, 1998) - Of the unknown? Hardly. I know all too well what I'm afraid of happening on the fourth of November. Not even crash infusions of sublime Britpop can ease my anxieties.

Count Five - Psychotic Reaction (from Psychotic Revelation, 2003) - Superlative garage rock doesn't help, either, though not from lack of trying.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

oh sexy voice

"It's like they're whispering to you, and you alone," says the wife about what she calls the Sexy Voice Men, an exclusive group of vocalists capable of seducing with a song.

I, on the other hand, have been stuck with a not-quite-as-sexy voice -- unless one's turn-ons include a nasally alto overlaid with an occasionally impenetrable Boston accent.

Alex Kapranos: Franz Ferdinand - The Dark of the Matinée (from Franz Ferdinand, 2004) - Yesterday's darlings, long on splash and short on ripples as the critics' Eye of Sauron moved onto a succession of other, fresher subjects to overpraise and subequently abandon.

There's supposedly a new album on the horizon, though I have to wonder if the ship hasn't already sailed for FF and the cluster of other acts tagged with the overreaching "postpunk revival" label. I suppose the label did fit, providing you define postpunk as "overproduced Joy Division knockoffs, countless riffs on XTC's back catalogue, and the post-Japanese Whispers version of The Cure." There were some jewels, such as the above track, amidst the dross of wishfully derivative marketing, though.

Casey Spooner: Fischerspooner - Sweetness (from #1, 2001) - Elaborate prank or work of genius? I'm still unsure what to make of the provocative synthesized pageant that was #1, which was equal parts Marcel Duchamp and Marc Almond. I do know I was resoundly disappointed by the band's 2005 follow up album which jettisoned the confrontational quirkiness in favor of a more sedate dance pop template.

Jarvis Cocker: Lush - Ciao! (from Lovelife, 1996) - Goodbye, dreamy shoegaze! Hello, lackluster Britpop! To prove their trendhopping bonafides the band even enlisted the velvet-voiced Prince of the Common People to join vocalist Miki Berenyi on this iteration of the tired-and-true "He said/she said" formula. Works for me.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

you will never understand

"I know that some people don't have to worry when they go to the supermarket," she said, staring accusingly at the [GAS TAX HOLIDAY IS BLATANT PANDERING] placard bearers, but "there are people who count their pennies as they walk down the aisle," trying to figure out what they can afford. "Don't they deserve a break every once in a while? They haven't done anything wrong ... The oil companies have had it their way for too long," she said. "I'm tired of being a patsy." (Via)
Fuck you, Hillary. Fuck you and your $100 million dollar fortune, your privileged upbringing, your off-the-rack populist posturing, and the toxic sense of entitlement displayed by you and your loathsome little crowd.

How dare you fucking condescend to even pretend you know what life is like for folks in my income bracket? I certainly can't loan myself $6 million dollars to continue a campaign whose sole purpose at this point is to gratify a increasingly pathetic manifestation of megalomania. Nor can my spouse garner six figure lecture fees. (I can't help think what those millions of dollars could have done if used in benefit of local food banks rather than to perpetuate a vanity-fueled lost cause.)

We're hard-pressed as it is trying to deal with the fallout from the economic disaster that your shitheel husband (and you, if your boasts are to be believed) set the stage for in the first place. The Bush Cabal let it turn gangrenous, but the original wounds were caused "New Democrat" economic policies that encouraged the bubble economy to run rampant with no forethought towards its inevitable bursting.

You are not one of us, you have no idea what it's like to be one of us, and anyone who thinks that you actually give a shit about our problems is a bigger fool than you are, Ms. Clinton.

I was raised in a working class household. Though my job could technically be labelled "white collar," my tastes and the reach of my income remain well within typical plebeian parameters. I resent the assumptions made by both your campaign and the media's overpaid talking heads about what "working class" means. Don't paint us all with the same brush. At least have the fucking courage to come out and say "I'm pandering to narrow-minded bigots" instead of euphemizing and generalizing the concerns, hopes and desires of a broad and diverse cross-section of people.

Pulp - Common People (from Different Class, 1995) - Absolutely Goddamn spot-on. "She came from Illinois Arkansas New York and had a thirst for power..."

(And lest anyone feels obligated to ask, yes, I am familiar with the Bill Shatner/Joe Jackson cover of the song, okay?)

Sunday, March 02, 2008

bad-dads need love, too

The Brain-Emperor has an entire planet under his mental domination.

The Brain-Emperor has a really cool spaceship with an EXTOPLASMIKTM robotic arm attachment.

The Brain-Emperor has a strike force of ultra-villains at his beck and call.

The Brain-Emperor has a well-stocked arsenal chock-full of terrifying and implausible instruments of mass destruction.

Yet all the material wealth and temporal power he has amassed for himself mean nothing without the one thing that the Brain-Emperor requires more than anything else..

...and that thing is external validation of the most pathetic variety. Sad, isn't it?

(From The Mighty Crusaders #1, November 1965)

Echobelly - I Can't Imagine a World Without Me (from Everybody's Got One, 1994) - One thing I've noticed about Echobelly is that they're a band that tends to elicit either strong positive or negative reactions when mentioned in casual conversation. I like their music well enough, and thought their live show was pretty phenomenal, too.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

visual synergy: let's get minimal

It's been a while since my last visual synergy post. To be honest, I'd pretty much given up on the concept. Compiling the last couple of installments turned out to be kind of a chore, which undermines the intended "lazy themed music video post" rationale.

I was driving down South Border Road this morning and marvelling at the post-snowstorm landscape. The Middlesex Fells Reservation had been recast in stark, dazzling monochrome. The forest of evergreens, the ground, the granite outcrops -- all rendered in the darkest of darks and the brightest of whites set beneath the battleship gray of an overcast sky. It got me thinking, in my usually elliptical manner, of the old school music video aesthetic where performers were plunked down before a plain white (and frequently overlit) backdrop and filmed in high contrast glory.

It's a striking effect and leaves little doubt as to where the viewers focus ought to be...and there's also the fact that it's far easier on the promotional budget than group trips to Sri Lanka or multiple JetSki rentals are. Though it's not as common a practice in these days of overpolished music video productions, the visual style still does crop up here and there every so often. And why not? It's visually compelling, cheap, and serves as a perfect bit of retrological shorthand.


Elvis Costello - Pump It Up - Back when Declan MacManus was pop music's Angry Young Man, and before his unfortunate transtion into the Adult Alternative radio format's answer to Perry Como.


Toni Basil - Mickey - I was watching Village of the Giants the other night and was once again startled by Ms. Basil's preternatural ability in avoiding time's withering clutches. I'm not discounting the effects of good lighting and heavy make-up, but those only go so far in explaining the phenomenon.


The Specials - A Message to You, Rudy - Suppose I found a magic lamp which contained a djinn who was willing to offer me three wishes. After I accidentally squandered my first two wishes by not paying proper attention to the terms of the offer, my third and final wish would be for my eyebrows to resemble Terry Hall's in Romulan-tasticness.


Missing Persons - Words - Here singer Dale Bozzio applies the minimalist aesthetic to her choice of costuming, as well. There are many reasons I love Missing Persons, but high up there on the list is the fact that Ms. Bozzio retained her distinctive Medford (Massachusetts) accent in her singing voice. "Do you heah me? Do you cay-yah?"


The Soviettes - #1 Is Number Two - Monochrome never sounded so good.


Puffy AmiYumi - Boogie Woogie No. 5 - In Japan, it's pronounced Ga-pu.


Elastica - Stutter - I remember whispers that Elastica singer Justine Frischmann's then-boyfriend Damon Albarn was the actual mastermind behind the band's first album. True or not, I do know that I find their work far more appealing than this sorry nonsense.


Marsheaux - Popcorn - We end this rather long video playlist on a transcendentally high note, with the Greek electropop duo's outstanding version of a switched on classic.

The Soviettes - #1 is Number Two (from LP II, 2004)

Elastica - Stutter (from Elastica, 1995)

Marsheaux - Popcorn (from E-Bay Queen, 2004)

Sunday, December 30, 2007

bard boy in the space age

Why is my verse so barren of new pride,
So far from variation or quick change?

Why with the time do I not glance aside
To new-found methods and to compounds strange?

Why write I still all one, ever the same,
And keep invention in a noted weed,

That every word doth almost tell my name,
Showing their birth and where they did proceed?

O, know, sweet love, I always write of you,
And you and love are still my argument;

So all my best is dressing old words new,
Spending again what is already spent:

For as the sun is daily new and old,
So is my love still telling what is told.

-- William Shakespeare, "Sonnet 76"; with a side helping of Metal Men v1 #1 (by Kanigher, Andru, and Esposito)

Sing-Sing - Far Away from Love (from The Joy of Sing-Sing, 2001) - Some indie-pop wistfulness from Emma Anderson's post-Lush outfit.

Inspiral Carpets - This Is How It Feels (from Life, 1990) - It's good, but Carter USM's cover (from the 1993 "Lean on Me, I Won't Fall Over" single) is outstanding.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

gurgle hiss glurp

Up from the depths...

...seven stories high...

...puking toxic waste...

...pointy head in the sky...

CHEMO!

CHEMO!

CHEMO!

...and Chemzookies?

Dead Kennedys - Chemical Warfare (from Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables, 1980)

Blur - Chemical World (from Modern Life Is Rubbish, 1993)

The Chemical Brothers - Chemical Beats (from Exit Planet Dust, 1995)

(Confused? Bewildered? Perhaps this will explain things.)