I've made many bad decisions in my life (usually involving proper dental care), but the one I'm currently regretting most was choosing to include this bit of music hall fare repurposed as British Invasion pop...
Herman's Hermits - I'm Henry VIII, I Am (from The Very Best of Herman's Hermits, 2001)
...on a three-disc compilation of 50's and 60's tunes I assembled for Maura a few years back. I found the set up in the attic when I was looking for our copy of Total Coelo's greatest hits . Maura, who is going through an oldies phase at the moment, had gotten sick of Pandora's unusual definition of the genre (REO Speedwagon? Journey? Really?) brought the set into our shared office for workday listening.
It was fine for the first week. When I burned the discs, I slipped in some personal selections amidst Maura's requests, which meant regular doses of Eddie Cochran and other rockabilly artists to balance out the cheesier stuff. Even the shallow hippie twaddle of Friend & Lover's "Reach Out in the Darkness" becomes tolerable when followed up with "Twenty Flight Rock," but there is no mitigating the damage the trauma caused by repeated listenings of that Herman's Hermits track.
It is an earworm of the most insidious order, burrowing deep into the mnemonic pathways and lodging itself as firmly as a deer tick. It haunts both my waking hours and my dreams, its infectious refrain surfaces unbidden during moments of weakness.
Nothing in my archives has been able to exorcise this pop demon. The best I've been able to manage are brief periods of remission achieved through liberal doses of the most potent concoctions in my musical pharmacy -- songs like this incredible slice of New Orleans punk rock...
The Manic Depressives - Going Out With the In Crowd (from the 1980 Silence on the Radio EP)
It's a fleeting, bittersweet respite, but it will suffice for now.
Friday, November 07, 2008
you always leave a stain
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4 comments:
Second verse, same as the first! Maura mentioned this song on our trip down to Connecticut. It has since haunted me, too....and I haven't even listened to it!
You have to do what I do: start singing "Something Good"--by Herman's Hermits! Works every time! Hey--that's on one of the CDs!
The hook is key. Like you said, burrow it in there like a deer tick and you're song will stick for years.
oh GOD why did i CLICK ON THAT no no NOOOOO
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