Saturday, April 12, 2008

there's no hurry

While I try to sort out what I'm going to have for dinner on this fine Saturday evening, here's a simian-themed dish ideal for those amongst you who feel that they aren't getting enough cholesterol in their diets:

(from The Colonial Cookbook, published in 1909 by The Lady Friends of the Colonial Club, Dorchester, MA)

Honestly, I think eating a real monkey would be both tastier and healthier, though I'm told the meat can be rather gamey.

A quick bit of googling revealed that "English Monkey" was a bit of gastronomic payback by the Cymric crowd, who were a tad peeved over the implied classist snub of the English naming a similiar dish "Welsh Rabbit" (later "Rarebit"). In that sense, it could been seen as the culinary forerunner of the "diss" rhyme, only substituting soggy bread crumbs for drive-by shootings.

Madness - Cardiac Arrest (from 7, 1981) - A very palatable fusion of British and West Indian pop cuisines, with a distinct nutty overtones.

2 comments:

PJ said...

As one of the mongrels who cherishes his Welsh heritage as both the source of fondness for dietary speculation (cf.: "leeks") and his ability to share headgear with theme park sharacters, I thank you for the recipe. If there's anyone who knows how to stiffen up a flaccid aorta, it's one of those gals from the Dorchester Colonial Club.
Glad to see you're back on watch.

Anonymous said...

At least it isn't "spotted dick".