what's the use of trying

I pledge allegiance to the Big Red Cheese...
...and to the ideals for which he stands...
...one hero (more or less)...
...under a mix-and-match theology..
...slightly absent-minded...
...with lagomorphs...
...and custard for all.
Bram Tchaikovsky - I'm a Believer (from Strange Man, Changed Man, 1979) - As we all ought to be.