Instead of wasting words explaining, I'm just going to let the math do the heavy lifting. Ladies, gentlemen, and those undecided, I give you the Vanian-Reynolds-Reed Theorem:
...and here's all the proof that you need:
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x 5 straight days =
I'd like to say I've learned my lesson this time, but that conclusion is not supported by the empirical evidence. For a more in-depth exploration of the subject, I refer you to my forthcoming paper, "A Differential Analysis of Junk Food's Ability to Suppress Andrew's Better Judgement," which shall be presented at the 74th Conference of Really Depressing Science this fall.
Today's dinner specials include a classic bit of British Invasion fare, served with a side of Scandanavian neo-garage cuisine. Bon appetit!
The Troggs - I Can't Control Myself (from The Singles: A's and B's, 2005)
The Hives - Here We Go Again (from Your New Favourite Band, 2002)
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