reductio ad pussycat

The irrefutable shame-based ontology of Josie McCoy, as applied to the question of burps and invisible dogs:

Fig. 1: Burps are invisible.
Fig. 2: Burps exist.
Fig. 3: Visual evidence is not the sole criteria for determining the existence of a given phenomena.
Fig. 4: Therefore, invisible dogs must exist.
New Order - Denial (from Movement, 1981) - Where subjectivity fails.

Halloween Countdown: October 14 – the logic of the spirits

Ghosts also have an irrational hatred toward apricot jam. Why? Because they just do, damn it! The dead do not operate under your faulty logic of the living, scoffer!

(It's all true, I swear. I saw it in Fate, along with an ad for a book describing an astral voyager's actual trips to pre-Colombian Mexico and Doggie Heaven.)

Air - Ghost Song (from The Virgin Suicides, 2001)