Showing posts with label avoid the zombie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label avoid the zombie. Show all posts

Monday, October 06, 2008

Halloween Countdown: October 6 - deader than dead

Zombie Jen and Zombie Maura at yesterday's Zombie Walk in Salem.

No offense to the lovely ladies in the above photo, but zombies ain't what they used to be. Like Dracula and Frankenstein's monster before them, they've become quaint archetypes denuded of much of their shock value by media oversaturation. It has reached a point where even a fan of the zombie apocalypse subgenre such as myself has become jaded, and the shambling hordes of ravenous undead have become a shallow high concept plug-in (see also: monkeys, ninjas, and pirates) or simply locked into a predictable formula.

More so than the various slasher fiends that haunted the screen back in the day, zombies were the true archetype of horror for my generation, which came of age in the rubble of the Grand Consensus and the rise of Reagan. They were creatures born of miscalculation, failure, and/or hubris, a rotted reflection of contemporary society reduced to its basic impulses -- consume and assimilate.

They were an effective visualization of underlying anxieties -- ecological, biological, racial, economic -- reflecting the sense that society was poised to devour itself. It's a concept that can, and did, float a host of metaphorical conceits wrapped in a gut-munching package. And so it played out, with various levels of competence, across scores of low-budget domestic and European films that graced the drive-ins and video stores of my childhood and early teens.

As fringe entertainment, it was great fun, terrifying and amusing in equal measure. Once it came to the foreground of the popcult consciousness, however, things began to fall apart quickly. Blame the popularity of the Resident Evil games or the inherent decadence of the entertainment biz, but once the professional tastemakers turned their Eye of Sauron onto the zombie subgenre, it was a foregone conclusion that they wouldn't move on until it been completely strip-mined.

Sequels, remakes, spin-offs, tributes, parodies, cash-ins -- the whole arsenal of weapons of commercial destruction were employed toward this end. The dreaded "death of a thousand tweaks" tactic of making minor alterations to the established conventions was rolled out as an attempt to stress differences ("Hey, our zombies can RUN FAST!") while wallowing in sameness ("Otherwise, though it's a straight-up zombie flick!"). The gore 'n' metaphor formula, incidental or organic in the source material, became self-consciously codified to the point of absurdity. ("WE SURVIVORS ARE THE REAL LIVING DEAD!" Dude, that's, like, soooo deep. Yawn.)

Such is the way of all corpse flesh. At least we'll always have Louisville...because Return of the Living Dead, no matter how cheapjack it looks to me these days, is still the most depressing and disturbing horror film I've ever seen. Exploitation cinema has never been so unrelentingly Sophoclean.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

don't wanna go out tonight

Sage advice, indeed.

And now for a little lazy Sunday linkposting...

The Legomancer casts his deadly (but awesome) spell.

The little stuffed bull crashes the New York Comic Convention.

I'm ashamed I didn't think of the Benjamin's Privates joke first.

Let's go clubbing with Planet Mondo!

Once again, evilolive vists the internet's musty basement so you don't have to.

Oh, Robert, this is how I want to remember you, not the sweat pants, Reeboks, and smeared lipstick that followed.

If you haven't checked out the Vinyl Villain's "45 45's at 45" countdown yet, you really ought to.

The Vapors - Spring Collection (from New Clear Days, 1980) - Back in the days when used vinyl was cheap and plentiful, it was just as easy to pick up an entire LP for the sake of a single desired song as it was to sift through the less organized singles bins of the shops I frequented. It also gave me an opportunity to hear what else a given "one hit wonder" outfit had to offer. While most truly did have just the one bright and shining musical moment, there were a few instances where the material was first-rate from beginning to end, but overshadowed by the luminosity of the band's signature hit.

Modern English's After the Snow (featuring "I Melt With You") is one of those albums, and so is The Vapors' New Clear Days, a top-notch assortment of hooky power pop numbers sadly obscured by the novelty-driven radio success of "Turning Japanese."