Friday, June 13, 2008

Friday Night Fights: Gamma Beach Party

SHARK BITES TEEN HULK

TEEN HULK PUNCHES SHARK

TEEN HULK AND SHARK TEAM UP TO WIN THE TITLE OF 'BIG KAHUNA'

That's the Hulk movie they should have made -- Dwayne Hickman as Ned Talbot, Annette Funicello as Betsy Ross, Jody McCrea as Rick Jones, Vincent Price as The Leader, and, of course, Paul Lynde as General "Thunderbolt" Ross.

I swear, sometimes it's like those studio people are allergic to making money...

Jack Nitzsche - The Lonely Surfer (from The Lonely Surfer, 1963) - MOONDOGGY SMASH!

Joe Harnell - Main Title (from The Incredible Hulk TV OST, 1978) - Strings, horns, and polyester pathos as only a 1970's theme song can deliver. Accept no substitutes.

(The biggest Kahuna of them all.)

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