plan 9 channel 7 times a big 10-4

Instead of wasting words explaining, I'm just going to let the math do the heavy lifting. Ladies, gentlemen, and those undecided, I give you the Vanian-Reynolds-Reed Theorem:

This: plus this:
equals this: ...and here's all the proof that you need:

Me First & The Gimme Gimmes - East Bound and Down (from Love Their Country, 2006)

(Wow, do I look goofy in that picture. More than usual, I mean.)