Wednesday, March 05, 2008

for fantasy and taste

Dungeons & Dragons creator Gary Gygax passed away yesterday morning at the age of 69. His pioneering work in formalizing the concept of make-believe though complex tables, graph paper, and polyhedral dice allowed generations of social misfits to directly express their power projection and other vicarious fantasies in a relatively controlled (and frequently contentious) environment.

I've already discussed my qualified affection for the hobby in this classic post, so instead of simply restating what I said last April, I thought I'd pay my respects to the man who taught me the difference between a bardiche and a glaive by spotlighting what I hold to be Mr. Gygax's greatest work, which appeared in an appendix to the 1979 first edition of the AD&D Dungeon Masters Guide:


Luck be a lady of the evening tonight (but preferably a "brazen strumpet" rather than an "aged madam".)

Billy Idol - Flesh for Fantasy (from Rebel Yell, 1983) - What happens if you roll a critical fumble on a "sex attack"? (Please don't say "weapon breakage.") And into what category of the above table does Heidi Fleiss fall?

5 comments:

Chris Sims said...

I'm going to append "or even a pimp" to virtually everything I say from now on.

bitterandrew said...

A natural roll of "00" = Superfly in the 4th Edition rules, I'm told.

Jack Feerick said...

You know, the "back to back" bit in "Flesh For Fantasy" always confused me; now that I've seen Requiem For A Dream, though, it just kinda creeps me out.

TheMadBlonde said...

Interesting that one has to roll higher for a cheap trollop than a brazen strumpet. My preference would always be for the latter.

Dr. K said...

That last statement seems to be saying, "Assume every woman you meet is a harlot." Talk about playing to your audience.