and console you with a big kiss…on the lips

Frank Black: What is going on, Peter? We’ve never backed away from anything. We’ve even faced evil incarnate.

Peter Watts: Evil incarnate can’t sue.

(from Millennium, “Jose Chung’s ‘Doomsday Defense’”)

I was all set with a post celebrating my reasonably successful upgrade to the new beta version of Blogger, when a certain someone lamented that no one was jumping at a recent juicy piece of celebrity gossip. It seems a former 70’s teen heart throb-turned-fading superstar actor was photographed planting a big sloppy mouth kiss on another man. Said heart throb also happens to be a member of a well known religious organization, popular with many celebrities, that is not known for having a progressive stance on homosexuality. Now while the story is ripe with comedic potential, Armagideon Time lacks the extensive legal budgets possessed by the various gossip rags, and so I’ll just let these “randomly selected with no agenda, honest” tracks do the talking.

“Up your nose with a rubber hose,” indeed.