reductio ad pussycat

The irrefutable shame-based ontology of Josie McCoy, as applied to the question of burps and invisible dogs:

Fig. 1: Burps are invisible.
Fig. 2: Burps exist.
Fig. 3: Visual evidence is not the sole criteria for determining the existence of a given phenomena.
Fig. 4: Therefore, invisible dogs must exist.
New Order - Denial (from Movement, 1981) - Where subjectivity fails.