From the letters page of the October 1983 issue of Fangoria magazine on comes this transatlantic appel du coeur:
I wonder if any of Fangoria's three or four female readers (which, like dark matter and the Higgs boson, are a purely theoretical supposition) took this Charles Boyer du cinéma d'horreur up on his offer, and exchanged passionate letters about their shared love of The Beast Within and I Spit on Your Grave.
"Oh, mon ami, when saw I the photo of you in red food coloring and corn syrup covered, my heart, it lept. Someday soon together shall we be, Basket Case watching and searching Fulci zombie films from street vendors du bootleg video...."
Les Beatlettes - C'est Grâce À Toi (from Girl Group Power, Histoires de Filles: Quebec 60's Go-Go Music) - If I hadn't posted a Me First & The Gimme Gimmes track recently, I'd have gone with their cover of Johnny Lee's "Lookin' for Love" in a heartbeat. As it is, you'll just have to settle for this Francophone rendition of a Supremes classic, which shows that it is possible to have some infectious girl group fun without diluting one's sense of cultural identity.
Comix - Touche Pas Mon Sexe (from BIPPP: French Synth Wave 1979-85, 2008) - I learned about this compilation of vintage French synth wave from Joe over at Last Days of Man on Earth, and I owe him big time for the heads-up, as it has become my hands-down choice for favorite album of 2008. (Its melancholic electronic futurism was also responsible for dislodging the "Philadelphia Freedom" earworm I picked up during my second dental abcess of the year.)
Erasure - Oh L'amour (from Wonderland, 1986) - There's nothing Gallic about this one apart from the title, but we could all use a bit more confectionary synthpop in our lives. (If you responded to that with "not me," then I especially mean you, buster.)
Note: There's a new post up at the other blog in which I tackle a work of classical literature at the behest of a friend.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
chainsaw massacre mon amour
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Labels: cover songs, France, horror, magazine, romance, synth, Vince Clarke heals all wounds
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5 comments:
Thanks for the bamboo bangers my mang.
You're touching on the new rave of retro tracks.
Check Neon Neon - Raquel :)
Nice blog.
Omid
Earwigsandwax.com
Heyy, _I_ used to read Fangoria! Not in 1983, though.
I must note, however, that the 'loving of all who are beautiful' probably would have ruined his chances of being mooned over by me.
(http://sanspoof.etsy.com)
That's kind of sweet, made sweeter by the evident disconnect between English and French grammar. And the fact that I hope this guy actually met someone through this suggests that I am much more romantic than I am comfortable with.
That said, I knew at least one girl in high school who would read Fangoria, possibly more. But they were never the type of girls that would swoon over having a French pen-pal.
Yeah, that's why I couldn't bring myself to be mean-spirited about it, just baffled and bemused.
Woooow !!!
The Beatlettes' song is so exciting !
Mille fois merci !
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