Ladies and Gentlemen:
I would like to take the opportunity on this most important of days to present to you the greatest song ever.
Better than Loverboy’s “Hot Girls in Love.”
Better than Michael Bolton’s entire discography.
Better than the hipster wankfest that would result from a Lily Allen/Arctic Monkeys/Amy Winehouse collaboration.
Even the glories of the seraphic choir come up short in comparison to its celestial beauty.
And so, without further ado, I bring unto you, my children…
The Greatest Song in the History of Mankind
Sunday, April 01, 2007
and I reveal unto you the power and the glory
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3 comments:
I'm glad that years later, this song is just as majestic as it was the first time I heard it.
You weren't kidding. GREATEST...SONG...EVER!!!
*PISSED MYSELF LAUGHIN*
Truely befitting of the Title you have bestowed upon it!
Marshall
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